What happened to those 700 grad students? Were they abducted after enrolling? Nope. They were enrolled without their knowledge in a scam to artificially inflate the enrollment of a certain Mississippi university. A university, I might add, that has been taken over by IdiotPresident Shelby Thames, who has allowed the of faking the enrollment to meet his goal to ballooning class size in order to funnel more state money to the university. Nice scam, huh?
Not so nice, cause people found out and the story was broken in the student newspaper. The scoop made its way to the city newspaper, but, as I hear rumored from a little birdy, it won't make it to the Clarion Ledger, from Jackson. I hear that the Ledger has been pressured not to run the story.
But we didn't really need another reason to remove Shelby Thames. Send him an email to let him know how much of a nutsack licker he is. He's the man who claims faculty input is critical for his butchering of the university—critical to ignore.