Put you on the floor quicker than Tyson did McNeely

Wanna know how to make that great, deep pain in your jaw? I call it the "Mike Tyson Lunch"—the one that leaves your jaw inoperative for hours.

In order to improve my vegetarian diet, I'm trying to phase out Roasted Garlic Triscuits (which are one of the few whole-wheat crackers available in my local grocery store) in favor of carrots.

Mike Tyson Lunch

So here it is, the power-punch to the jaw of lunchtime here at LAB-Y. If you want to feel like you've been hit in the face by the famous Mike Tyson, eat this.

• Sandwhich, consisting of:
  • Two slices of whole-wheat bread
  • Extra-sharp cheese (gotta have the Calcium)
  • Mustard
  • Tomatoes
  • Green Peppers
• Raw broccoli (as much as I can eat)
• Raw Carrots (as much as I can eat)
• Apple Juice

At this point, I'm beginning to feel like a rabbit except that I can't feel my jaw after eating lunch.